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Le reddit armie is now up in this. As a moderator of /r/malefashion advice, might I suggest you gentlesir spruce your outfits up with a fedora - this will make the m'ladies dripping wet (trust me on this). You should also visit /r/seduction to learn how to avoid the unenviable friendzone. Finally, you should study /r/atheism in order to help you to ward off the numerous fundies that you will encounter. Cheerio

9/11 le meme kek trolololol such tragedy muh freedoms murica

helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf's stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to young dongers.

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