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Abdu Rozik 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm 
Telling people from post soviet countries to stop pirating is like telling a human to stop breathing.
Noodles 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm 
:j
Abdu Rozik 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm 
this might be it
Noodles 4 Jun, 2021 @ 9:06pm 
Wait a minute thats H O T
Abdu Rozik 28 May, 2021 @ 8:40pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Abdu Rozik 15 Jun, 2020 @ 11:48pm 
KAY so I am angry about one of the most coveted tenets of neckbeard culture. Their most exalted item of clothing. Their most revered headgear, even more so than their chinese-made Naruto headband. Their Fedoras.

I, personally, have always felt an affinity towards early 20th century culture, and the appropriation of many of its tenets by the neckbeards angers me. (Obviously those were not good times for a large portion of society, and I do not claim it as such. I merely believe that there were high points that we could take note of going forwards.)
Abdu Rozik 15 Jun, 2020 @ 12:49am 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this man and no God or adult can tell me I can't have sex with him.
Abdu Rozik 25 Feb, 2020 @ 5:35pm 
Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.
Pickle 5 Jan, 2020 @ 11:15pm 
<3<3
ShiggyShake 8 Jan, 2019 @ 3:58pm 
wanna hit the juul?
DaftXOF 22 Nov, 2015 @ 3:29pm 
Only half dank
DaftXOF 11 Jul, 2014 @ 11:55am 
No Flash
Eridan Ampora 28 Nov, 2013 @ 4:17pm 
*rod
Noodles 28 Nov, 2013 @ 4:02pm 
rood
Eridan Ampora 28 Nov, 2013 @ 4:01pm 
♥♥♥♥♥
Yuh Boi Sweevs 21 Nov, 2013 @ 3:29pm 
Noodles is now the most fappable person on the internet
Yuh Boi Sweevs 21 Nov, 2013 @ 1:56pm 
SHE DONT NEED TO KNOW
Noodles 21 Nov, 2013 @ 1:25pm 
EXCUSE ME?! DO I HAVE TO CONTACT YOUR MOTHER!?
zenix 25 Aug, 2013 @ 4:58pm 
the broest of the bros.
Mindy 21 Aug, 2013 @ 8:52am 
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Mindy 10 Aug, 2013 @ 10:18pm 
May the force be with you - Spock
Noodles 5 Aug, 2013 @ 8:10pm 
The stronkest.
Mindy 23 Jul, 2013 @ 5:22pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Ownedchibi 27 Jun, 2013 @ 8:02pm 
Thank you. your donation is very helpfull.
Abdu Rozik 27 Jun, 2013 @ 4:20pm 
I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE 12.97 PESOS TO THE FOUNDATION AS WELL!
Noodles 27 Jun, 2013 @ 4:09pm 
alright i will donate 1 million dollas to the foundation for a better walrus community
Ownedchibi 27 Jun, 2013 @ 3:31pm 
I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different.

On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctic; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training.

I may not be a walrus yet, but if you give me a chance and the support, I will become the greatest walrus ever
Noodles 7 Jun, 2013 @ 10:14pm 
goodness gracious this comment section is atrocious!
Noodles 5 Mar, 2013 @ 6:00pm 
O GOD YOU'RE RIGHT SIR PLEASE DONT TELL MY MOMMY
Abdu Rozik 5 Mar, 2013 @ 5:59pm 
SIR I BEILEVE YOU MEEN TOO*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noodles 5 Mar, 2013 @ 5:33pm 
YOU REALLY THINK SO? MY MUTHER THOUGHT SO TO *SNORT*
Abdu Rozik 5 Mar, 2013 @ 5:31pm 
OOOOOOOO BOIYYY THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!! MAN I WISH I COULD COME UP WITH GOOD WITTY JOKES LIKE YOURSELF!
Noodles 5 Mar, 2013 @ 5:30pm 
YOUR MUTHER *SNORT*
Abdu Rozik 5 Mar, 2013 @ 5:28pm 
herro my good sir? HOWZ YOU BEWN AWW DEEZ YARS?!
Noodles 3 Mar, 2013 @ 2:51pm 
same here man same here

Yuh Boi Sweevs 3 Mar, 2013 @ 1:19pm 
i could fap to this man all day
zenix 31 Jan, 2013 @ 5:17pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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Yuh Boi Sweevs 22 Jan, 2013 @ 5:09pm 
My ♥♥♥♥♥. noodles gotta big booty so i call him big booty SKERT SKERT
Abdu Rozik 27 Dec, 2012 @ 11:55pm 
CUOCK
StonedWolf 25 Dec, 2012 @ 5:09pm 
:3
StonedWolf 25 Dec, 2012 @ 5:09pm 
:3
StonedWolf 25 Dec, 2012 @ 5:09pm 
"Because I spent all my money on food"
StonedWolf 25 Dec, 2012 @ 5:08pm 
"Because it's all I can afford"
StonedWolf 25 Dec, 2012 @ 5:08pm 
"Can't get up, might as well play Garry's Mod"
Abdu Rozik 12 Oct, 2012 @ 8:19pm 
An*
Sn1per 30 Sep, 2012 @ 2:38pm 
hes a asian ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Abdu Rozik 14 Sep, 2012 @ 4:10pm 
This hoe.
Abdu Rozik 22 Aug, 2012 @ 10:52pm 
Newdles i wuv jew <3
Mindy 9 Aug, 2012 @ 11:03am 
Uh... uh...... uh...