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+rep lvl 48 tax attorney

crazy, right?

plot twist of the millenia

I dated a girl that lived with her parents. Her Dad was a forward thinker, let me stay over, knew I was banging his daughter. She was a screamer and I'd always try to tell her to be quiet because her parents are in the next room for gods sake. Well even though he was cool with everything, anytime she got close to climaxing, he'd kick the bedroom door open and shoot a suction cup arrow from a bow at my ass. Then he'd leave. This went on for a while to point where I'd leave the bedroom door open so he didn't have to kick it in and break the hinge each time. I must have had a hundred arrows shot at me before I realized this is totally unorthodox. He ended up being arrested for displaying his genitals at a farmers market.

BRavo