-- John Kruk

I met Boba Fett, Chewbacca, and R2-D2 once. But they could've been just any random giant, midget, and guy.

Some people say I look like Jack Burton farting lightning, others say I've got a face for radio. I think I look like Harry S. Plinkett, but if you're looking for pizza rolls, go post a comment on some other webzone.