Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

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Netter Schwanz Bruder!

The ♥♥♥♥ did you just say about anime bro?! That ♥♥♥♥ is legit Japanese culture, and is highly superior to anything retarded that's on American television (except GoT). It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ art, the stories are brilliantly woven to always have strong plots, deep meaning, and multi dimensional character, unlike these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ shows on American TV. Guess what? MTV is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers, it's fake as hell, and all the "GIRLS" (if you can even call them that) are so unbelievable that it LITERALLY blows my mind that people think this is even a possible standard.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ telling me to shut up about anime? Anime is the future, and your retarded shows that are dumbing everyone down will fade away because enlighten people realize that ♥♥♥♥ is retarded. That's why people a cutting the cord, and TV is a failing media. You think ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like The Big Bang a Theory (HURR DURR I MADE A JOKE ABOUT A VIDEO GAME HAHAHAHA SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUNNY) will continue to go on?

dude, how about you go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lift or work out instead of posting this dumb crap on here everyday. you literally spam my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam feed non stop with this moronic self loathing. Go outside, run a lap, do some push ups, stop jacking off, and talk to a girl. Guarenteed youll leave this cancerous watering hole in an instant once you get some female interaction. Good luck, or as you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboos say... "Ganbatte"

y u so gee