I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the third era, and the final hours of my life. +Rep

A true mfer who can crank the hog whenever she damn well pleases! ♥♥♥♥ what the teacher says!! RELEASE THE HOGS MF

He has eaten the most amount of pies humanly possible and was too humble to report it. +4 rep

good guy

One of the most powerful beings grace has ever encountered. First found this louse 9 stories deep feeding on some corpses. He pled for his life. I agreed. Since then we've been mowing lawns every day at the crack of dawn. AROOOO SFRO hard to find a good worker these days +REP

A TRUE FULL BRED AMERICAN SIGMA!!! BIDEN FEARS HIM. FAUCI OUCHIE CANT PENETRATE HIS HOLY SKIN. THE LIVERAL AGENDA CAN'T CANCEL HIM!!! OOOOOOOOH RAH!!!!!