I suppose you could say my life began when I was born. I was a child for a while, but then, as all things do (except rocks), I grew up. Rocks don't get any older because, if you ask me, they are inanimate objects, and don't possess conciousness. Well, I had better go. These steam pumps arent gonna run themselves! (You see, Steam pumps are my job, and also the name of the gaming client we are using, so I thought there might have been a joke there. No? Alright then.) Update: I've just been cast in the role of Doctor Rufus T. Barleysheath in the off broadway production of The Fervent Moans of a Gunslinger, a dust bound tale of love and loss set against the sun soaked backdrop of The Old West. Please come see the production at the Pasadena Fairytale Theatre, where we have Live Rotwielers running the upstairs daycare. The Fervent Moans of a Gunslinger: Where the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the Play are actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in real life!