Dank Gnome
Khachik   Los Angeles, California, United States
 
 
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BATEMAN 8 Feb, 2017 @ 10:53pm 
Your profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.
BATEMAN 10 Jan, 2016 @ 4:12pm 
I sexually Identify as a dank memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my dank memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "dank memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding.
BATEMAN 16 May, 2014 @ 6:58am 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Wlh98dcSA watch this plz. its kill la kill
BATEMAN 6 May, 2014 @ 9:43pm 
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BATEMAN 29 Mar, 2014 @ 7:49pm 
you need some of this in your life
http://i.imgur.com/CCqpyRQ.jpg