Go ahead and buy Overwatch

I've played Overwatch for over 61 days and still can't figure out if I'm good or not

I used to find it hard to go a day without Overwatch

I've seen and masturbated to almost every piece of Overwatch ♥♥♥♥ on the internet

All I used to want to do is play more Overwatch

I've watched Overwatch league for longer than I've watched anything else on twitch

I've wasted hated and enjoyed time on Overwatch

I'd like to say Overwatch taught me something but cannot confirm

Overwatch is the bane of my existence and love of past two years

I've gotten the most hate mail I've ever gotten on a game on Overwatch

I've been the most angry I've ever been at a game on Overwatch

I want to quit forever but know I'll be back for more Overwatch

Overwatch is a dirty ♥♥♥♥♥, but the ♥♥♥ is good. Overwatch™