Hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those ♥♥♥♥♥♥👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new♥♥♥♥♥♥♥to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥es or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a 👙♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👠 Pilgrim💋.

SORRY SLUTS‼️😔🎃 COCKTOBER🎃IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️♀️🚫BUT DON'T✖️ WORRY💁🏻‍♀️♀️HOEVEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏼🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👀🙏🏻 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗 TURKEY 🍗 ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING 🍑 STUFFED 🍑🌚 TONIGHT 🌚‼️ PREPARE🤞🏻UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👉🏻👉🏻 FOR SOME CUMKIN💦 PIE 🥧 CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃 UP THAT SLOW ROASTED 🐔 ♥♥♥♥🐔 NOW 👇🏻 GIVE THAT TURKEY🐔 SOME GOOD 👍🏻 OL' JERKY ✊💦 AND GIVE (or receive 👀😉) THANKS FOR THAT GOOD ♥♥♥♥ 🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7‼️ OF YOUR BEST HOES👯‍♀️♀️ TO LET THEM KNOW YOURE THANKFUL 🙏🏻 FOR HOEVEMBER 👏🏻👏🏻

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I sexually Identify as the sun. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throughout the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusion-phobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.

$0.86 will get you 26 ounces of table salt. A grain of salt is about 0.0000585 grams or 0.000002064 ounces. That's somewhere around 12,596,900 grains of salt. If you really wanted to splurge, you could spend an extra $0.14 to get another 1,900,000 grains to take you up to an exhilarating 14,500,000 grains of salt. Just imagine how much fun you could have with almost 15 million grains of salt. You could put some in your neighbor's car's gas tank. You could put some in your own gas tank. You could even pour some into a water bottle and drink it to pretend you're lost at sea and can only drink salt water. The possibilities are as endless as the number of grains of salt you have.

What's good 😜 u candy cane♥♥♥♥♥guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦