Exercise is a social construct,So is biology but not when gentics are to blame for my "goddess" sized body. Its okay for me to take up 2 bus seats, but if a filthy male is sitting with his legs apart slighty more than i think he should,then ill.. ill... ♥♥♥♥♥ about it on twitter and cry and eat 400 oreos in one gulp.

Your not allowed to laugh at me,thats sexist.
(So is everything else,Even asking what is sexist is sexist)

I am so body positive its hard to move, but movement is sexist,so im okay with resembling the Elephants Foot lying at the bottom of the chernobyl power plant. For Teh Wimmins,ill continue my quest to become the only aquatic sea creature that cant swim.

I would play games but my fingers are too big for the thin priviledge design of controllers. But im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ expert on games and how they are the most evil things in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ universe,because i looked at a trailer for Call of Battlehonour or whatever, i came to the conclusion that my "passion" is sexist/male power fantasy/a serious issue for some reason. I am the Moral Good in all cases,and logic and reason bend to the gravitational pull of my stomach,allowing me to become the Arbitor of whats acceptable or not.

(Oh and im going to cockblock the entire human race because i havent seen my Vagina in about 5 years, and all sex is rape, ok?)