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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:32pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:30pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:20pm



Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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