GamaBunta is my Boyfriend and his birthday is tomorrow please wish him a happy birthday on his profile

you suck ♥♥♥♥ mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥

I have played CS:GO since 2012 and I was extremely addicted. Going to school, jiggle peeking in the hallways. I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I got home I would play instantly and go straight to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat

Dad? Wait I thought you told me your dad went to go get milk 23 years ago and never came back?!?

Hey bud!
-Dad

casdasdad