Never give up. Always move forward.



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OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!

The Origins of the Golden Heavy*
*Note: Not actual origins

So take a minute and just sit there,
Tell you how I became the Golden Heavy of TF2.
West Teufort born and raised,
On the battlefield where I spent most of my days,
Chillin and relaxin and shootin some spies outside the intel room,
Then a couple sollies they were up to no good,
Started campin people in my resupply,
I got in one little shoot out and VAC servers got scared,
And said "You are probably hacking, get outta my game".
I begged and emailed day after day,
But Valve packed my profiled and banned me for 69 days.
They gave me a message and then I made a new profile,
I had a gibus and dueling badge all that,
Is that the type of stuff they give this cool cat?
I don't think so,
Gabe emailed me "Yo homes I'm back!"
I had Australium,
I was finally there to take my throne as the Golden Heavy!

Written by Toasty, so you can blame her :P