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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:32am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 10:11am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 5:40am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:22am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 6:14am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 6:16am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 6:15am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:40am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 10:39am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 6:41am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 9:02am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 9:47am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 10:05am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 10:51am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 11:13am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 12:23pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 4:54am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 5:57am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 5:42am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 5:48am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 9:27am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 12:36pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 1:19pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 1:47pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 1:51pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 9:51am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 10:15am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 10:19am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 1:23pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 9:23am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 4:49am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 1:49pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 1:54pm