You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

My name is Kamala, and I'm running for a very special office. My qualifications are (1) border czar, well, until it became politically expedient to NOT be the border czar; (2) slept with Willie Brown to get the political backing to become District Attorney of San Francisco and ultimately the State Attorney General of California; (3) oh, I'm a woman; (4) did I mention that I'm black?; (5) one more thing, I'm a black woman; (6) I suck less, well if you don't count that time with Willie Brown that is.

I'm KAMALA! VOTE FOR ME! And if you don't then you're a racist.