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Stop scrolling buddy! Haha, didn't mean to scare ya! It's just that my wife died 43 years ago and all my kids have "no time for dad" because they are into heavy metal and anime. My grandkids have never seen me because they live abroad. I just came online to find someone to talk to but oh well I see you're too busy scrolling. I wish these glasses could shoot bullets into my eyes because I don't want to see any more of this world. Anyway have a nice day!

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Dear Valued Cuckstomer,

We regret to inform you that you only have 3.45MB left on your cuckternet to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on steam profiles. If you would like refill your account to the regular amount of 1.00 GB please head outside to your cuckshed and prep Mamoud-al-Hanzmed as he is now ready to please your wife.

Thank you and we look forward to enriching you again.

Sincerely,

Cuckternet Unlimited serving German wives since CURRENT YEAR

Signed by typical

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