E-DATING PRICES ❤️ 🥰

DISCORD CALL
10m = $70
30m = $170
2h = $270
5h = $370
10h = $770

DMs
gm/gn text = $25
"love you" = $100
regular texting w/ pet names = $300

STATUSES
24h = $50
7d = $350

MATCHING PFPs
30m = $30
1h = $80
2h = $150
24h = $1000

So I heard you like dead memes, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Burger King foot lettuce. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also The 4channer's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Burger King foot lettuce truly ARE idiots.

✧ E-DATING PRICES ✧˖°

❥ SLEEP CALL
10 minutes = $19.99
30 minutes = $39.99
1-3 hour = $69.99
4-6 hours = $99.99
10+ hours = $299.99

❥ TEXTS
good morning/night text = $4.99
per day "i love you" = $4.99
per message "i love you" with a chosen pet name after = $9.99
per message pet names pack (regular texting with additional pet name of your choice) = $69.99

❥ STATUS

putting you in my status = $34.99
putting you in my status with a pet name in front of your name = $49.99

❥ MATCHING PFPS

10 minutes of matching pfp = $9.99
30 minutes of matching pfp = $24.99
1-2 hours of matching pfp = $49.99

-rep low skilled, toxic, slugger, camping, tunneled and he's got a big mouth after the game. Intelligence pursues him but he is faster. Don't bully him if he can't keep chasing you, he got enough of it at school and home, let him enjoy videogames, that's the only way his wrists will face down and he won't see his self inflicted thoughts after he spent so many years thinking his body was a canvas. It's almost as he was tryharding to get tiktok clips for 15 minutes of fame but he's so filled with rage so hard that gets flashbacks from school as he can't keep up with everyone else that he had to facecamp and tunnel the 8hr player of our non premade team.

Crazy how you dropped chase 7 times and you didn't even get to mori me. gl hf next games cuz im 100% sure your real life ain't fun at all.

-rep low skilled, toxic, slugger, camping, tunneled and he's got a big mouth after the game. Intelligence pursues him but he is faster. Don't bully him if he can't keep chasing you, he got enough of it at school and home, let him enjoy videogames, that's the only way his wrists will face down and he won't see his self inflicted thoughts after he spent so many years thinking his body was a canvas. It's almost as he was tryharding to get tiktok clips for 15 minutes of fame but he's so filled with rage so hard that gets flashbacks from school as he can't keep up with everyone else that he had to facecamp and tunnel the 8hr player of our non premade team.

Crazy how you dropped chase 7 times and you didn't even get to mori me. gl hf next games cuz im 100% sure your real life ain't fun at all.

DC'd while match was loading, coward.