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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 11:07am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 8:11am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 7:49am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 7:45am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 8:03am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 8:18am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 8:22am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 8:35am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 11:22am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 11:29am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 11:22am



Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
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