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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 15:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 15:07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 14:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 14:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 15:10

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Откл. на 25 авг. 2016 в 13:20

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 16:31

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 9:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 14:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Откл. на 23 апр. 2015 в 13:15

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Откл. на 23 апр. 2015 в 14:53

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Откл. на 24 апр. 2015 в 6:39

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Откл. на 24 апр. 2015 в 9:44

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Откл. на 29 окт. 2014 в 14:05

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 16:12

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 9:24

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Откл. на 21 апр. 2015 в 14:21

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 11:12

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 5:10

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 14:25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 11:29

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 15:58

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 9:16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 10:01

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Откл. на 28 окт. 2014 в 11:16

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Откл. на 21 апр. 2015 в 15:12

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Откл. на 28 окт. 2014 в 11:17

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 9:16

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 5:05

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 12:31

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 5:20

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Откл. на 20 апр. 2015 в 16:44

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Откл. на 24 апр. 2015 в 9:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 16:02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 14:37

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 14:58

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 14:28

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Откл. на 28 окт. 2014 в 11:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Откл. на 19 апр. 2015 в 8:52

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 12:40

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 15:01

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Откл. на 23 апр. 2015 в 13:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 14:48

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 16:33

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 14:36

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 14:23

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 15:04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 14:32

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 16:34

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 12:17

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 15:02

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Откл. на 25 апр. 2023 в 12:24

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 5:40

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 14:31

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 15:24

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Откл. на 23 апр. 2015 в 14:16

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 10:15

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 9:51

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Откл. на 27 окт. 2014 в 17:04

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Откл. на 30 окт. 2014 в 14:37

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Откл. на 24 апр. 2015 в 9:46

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Откл. на 18 апр. 2015 в 8:35

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Откл. на 18 апр. 2015 в 17:42

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Откл. на 19 апр. 2015 в 9:17

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Откл. на 20 апр. 2015 в 10:11

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Откл. на 20 апр. 2015 в 17:57

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Откл. на 19 апр. 2015 в 7:02

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Откл. на 19 апр. 2015 в 7:24

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Откл. на 20 апр. 2015 в 7:30

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Откл. на 19 апр. 2015 в 9:15

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Откл. на 20 апр. 2015 в 11:30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Откл. на 28 окт. 2019 в 11:56

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Откл. на 18 апр. 2015 в 17:19

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Откл. на 20 апр. 2015 в 8:53



Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
4 / 30
+5

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