+rep hella good hillbilly and wasnt a salty killer

+rep so funny, great hill billy, would def wanna play with them again

+rep fun billy, fun chases :)

+rep masochistic gigachad

Balls

Sheldoid Dinkle's approach to life is a zesty blend of wit, wisdom, and whimsy. He was there when I needed him most, ball staples have never been so easy! Oftentimes on the precipice of my sack, I always utilize a quantum resonance cascade(yes I hit a clip!) with denormalized gaussian isomorphisms. If mediocrity had a face, it’d probably sport Sheldon's signature smirk. Finkle’s penchant for turning the simplest of tasks into convoluted escapades truly puts a rizz in my gyatt! One might expect enlightenment, but brace yourself for an avalanche of mundane musings that somehow pass as profound in his universe. If you're in dire need of a snooze-inducing session, invite Sheldon over for a chat about the virtues of beige paint drying and negawatt producing particle accelerators!