True story by Xef

Xef : I'd buy a floor in the hotel
Xef : And start bringing in bags of narcotics
Xef : And the vallets and chaufers would be all
Xef : 'Sir are you sure these are your bags?'
Xef : And I'd be all
Xef : Bring them to my floor pions
Xef : And I'd have them bring my luggage bags to the elavator for my floor like slaves bringing offerings to an altar of a god
Xef : And I'd amass a mountain of luggage at the foot of my elevator idol
Xef : Then light it ablaze and go to my floor
Xef : The vapors would just waft up the shaft and spread
Xef : That's how I'd gas an entire hotel including myself
Xef : The end