DeviousBadgerr
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CaptainMcShotgun 24 Apr, 2018 @ 1:38pm 
OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U ♥♥♥♥♥ 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM ♥♥♥♥♥😵😵
CaptainMcShotgun 11 Feb, 2018 @ 6:18am 
Top to bottom kthx
CaptainMcShotgun 11 Feb, 2018 @ 6:18am 
I go outside for the first time in years. Virtual Reality changed everything.

Waifu Sex Simulator sparked a revolution. Every conflict in the world abruptly ended as everyone was too busy fapping.

As i walk down the overgrown street, I see what appears to be Zoe Quinn She sits on the side of the curb dying, "C-um c-c-♥♥♥ I-I need ♥♥♥" she says in a pathetic voice. Much of her kind died after Waifu Sex Simulator release, with no ♥♥♥ to nourish them, sluts began to starve out. SJWs began to crumble into dust as everyone was too busy fapping to give them attention.

As I walk further on down, I see others. I notice that there are very few children amongts them,Waifu sex simulator made actual sex obsolete, an entire generation was never born. The world population has droppend significantly overcrowding is no longer an issue.
CaptainMcShotgun 11 Feb, 2018 @ 6:17am 
Bill nye comes out with his ♥♥♥♥ in hand and declares that global warming has ended, the sea levels recede. With no more goverment, we can start over. A new costitution is drafted. No more Tyranny.

Due to everyone fapping, we all forgot about Ebola

It seems that the population of Africa has been completely oblitared

The world is finally ready to move on

Thank you based Lewd Fraggy
CaptainMcShotgun 3 Feb, 2018 @ 9:18am 
I'm ♥♥♥♥ Harrison🍆💦, and this is my porn shop. I work here with my daddy😩💦🍑and my son, Big ♥♥♥♥🍆👅💦💯. Everything in here has an erection😍💦💦 and a price. One thing I've learned after 69 years😈💦👅- you never know WHAT is gonna ♥♥♥ through that door. 😩🍆💦💦👅💦
CaptainMcShotgun 3 Feb, 2018 @ 9:18am 
We're no strangers to rape
You know the rules and so do I
A basement sex slave's what I'm thinking of
Do as I say or there's no food tonight
I just wanna show that daddy loves you
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you out
Never gonna tell your mum I rape you
Never gonna let you die
I really love it when you cry
Never gonna say goodbye and release you.
We've been at it, for so long
Your ♥♥♥♥'s still aching
But your scared to say it
Inside it's like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ketchup bomb
But you know the game and you're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Daddy will, LET YOU KNOW...
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you out
Never gonna tell your mum I rape you
Never gonna let you die
I really love it when you cry
Never gonna say goodbye and release you.
You're never gonna see the sky
Never gonna learn to drive
Let's stop singing this song, and make a baby!