I wish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jesus would come back from the dead - I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥ slap that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, nail his punk ass back to the cross, and say "see ya in 2,000 years, you tea baggin' ♥♥♥♥♥!"

Can not stand the unprotected breasts of big breasted brothers instantly! While being puzzled, the younger brother 's deckin stick is too pleasant and seriously serving with a smile "Only special today" SEX!

"I had a Canadian girl.
The first time I explained how to use a bidet reacted in disgust and told me: 'I hope that you wash your hands thoroughly afterwards.'
The first time I finally said to have used it, I say something like 'good is not it?' ...
It makes me a half-smile '... I got masturbated'.
There is no hope."


"If you're far enough away, nobody can hear you thinking about sonic"

"Mika does stone cold stunner but loses. This street fighter is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

"I wish Mark was a baby" - Pjete 5/12/16

I sexually identify as a Guile player. Every since I was a boy I dreamed of being a family man. People say to me that a person can't hold down back in Street Fighter V and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm ULTRA Silver. I'm having a plastic surgeon install bazooka knees and spinning back knuckles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me top tier and respect my right to Faultless Move. If you can't accept me you're a Sonic Boomophobe and need to check your Shadaloo privelege. Thank you for being so understanding.

"I can change that" ~ Pjete 2/16/2016

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN A STATE; YOU'RE A VACATION" ~ Pjete

A thick Asian a day keeps a thirsty ♥♥♥♥♥ at bay.

I'm just sayin. Because like when I get, when I get the pip boy edition I'll have a pip boy and then from there it's just easy.

if it's fishy it's delishy.

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