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F uck you Day Break
-Tyler apporves

no no no the other one was good this was ..... aahhhh!!
worth???
maybe??
i dont know...

I spawned bears with lazors coming from there eyes and killed a titan that was so big you could only see its foot. I think it might be modded well it was so worth it

I was really disapointed in the punching system

Yet another bad game

I built a hotel for people, but instead of them leaving the door would be sold behind them. They would get me there tomb money

So when in need of money or"simoleons" build a hotel and then sell there souls

RE4.. 10/10 I love this game. When I started to play it I honestly started to cry from it bringing back all my memories of it on the gamecube. Me and my friend would build a pillow fort and hide from the creepy monsters, now I think he just lives in one. All in all the game is still great I have not found time to finish it once becasue of other things going on but its going to be one of those thing im going to come back to and relive my past years.

resident evil 4...Thank You

Ahhh Warz.. i mean Infestation survivor stories. You cant give it trash about its name chang they were in a chance of lossing all of there money from brad pitt and his damn world warz. Any way the review, I played war.. no Warz when it first came out october 2012. My brother was just getting into it while i was more of a tf2 person back in the day, so I had no need in a new game but I see my brother leaving for work one day and left the game running so i went ahead and tryed it.

The Story:
I started up with the weird ass UI that haves no info what so ever dont worry they changed it and the music made me want to go to bed when i had just woke up. About a hour later I get on the low pop servers and was formally introduced with a 10 minute loading bar 10 minutes! Alright what ever it is open world i can understand, it looks like the bar is finished and ready to go to be formally introduced to the second partner in crime the blue screen. Repeating steps 1 to 9 I GET INTO THE GAME OMG I HAD TO GO THROUGH SO MUCH CRAP... but what ever lets play this game. There is a town over in the distance and I run for it. It seems in this game when ever you run its like you are fast walking or somthing as slow. Thats how you make a open world big you make the character speed slow LOGIC! I look at the town with my cave man club and scanning the area for anthing useful and see a police station. I run for it and run out of run juice to say "not even close baby!" but instead end up dieing. I guess what this game wants you to teach is that "not ever one is perfect and so are games just like this one"-war... Infestation Survivor Stories

You will always be in my mind of the adventures we had as well as hackers

Just one more quest

its ok.... but they REALLY need to nerf the red neck hippy car
8/10