Recent reviews by Burger McFries

pretty good third person shooter. stealth is for nerds

♥♥♥♥♥♥ heist that crashes my game, but it helps keep overkill away from bankruptcy

i've been messing around with it for about three hours now and i've noticed that there's a lot missing

there are:
no planes
no helicopters
only 1 sidearm
no medics for east germany
only 1 tank for east germany (t-55)

the mod isn't even finished yet and they're selling it for $20. just download RHS and CUP instead

edit: i tried out the campaign and the first mission broke halfway through

pros:
too much anime
cons:
too much anime

Main menu froze every five seconds and the co-op doesn't function.
Specs:
GTX 1060 6GB
i5 6600k OC'd @ 4.5GHz
WD Blue 1tb SSD
24GB DDR4 3000mhz RAM

its basically left for dead in warhammer fantasy

Another bridge builder with unnecessary gimmicks that makes it more frustrating than fun. If you like support beams that are always just barely too short to connect with the rest of the structure, or roads that ♥♥♥♥ up symmetry the moment you add an angle to both sides, then maybe this game is for you. If you really like having hydraulics that inexplicably snaps a specific beam that you can't relieve the pressure from, then maybe this game is for you.

This game would be much more enjoyable if there weren't so many godforsaken hydraulics levels. They are poorly explained, they are poorly implemented (ever heard of a hydraulic bridge that just abruptly drops the ramp instead of slowly lowering it down?), and incredibly annoying to accomodate. Oh, and they have a tendency to snap road pieces.

Support structures are an absolute pain to construct for anything that isn't a flat bridge, due to angled roads maintaining the same length as straight roads while taking up slightly less horizontal space (due to being angled). So for example if you have two road pieces on each side, each with a 30 degree upwards angle, and then try to connect them with flat bridge pieces, there will be a small gap. It makes for an uglier, and more difficult to support, bridge. It'd make much more sense if angled road pieces were longer than flat ones but cost more.

There really isn't any way to know of flaws in your design if they aren't simply stress related. Roads breaking due to wobble? Good luck figuring out why your support structure isn't preventing that.

The thing that annoys me the most is how many angled bridge & hydraulic bridge levels there are. They're more of an exercise in patience rather than a fun and puzzling experience, and are little more than a copy+paste job.

10/10

Stop looking in the Negative reviews sections for excuses to not buy this game.

Keen Software, in all their infinite wisdom, decided to make a medieval spinoff for Space Engineers. It seems innocent enough, until you realize that Space Engineers is still in early access and the engine for it is a buggy unfinished mess and has been for over three years now. They are trying to develop an early access game on top of an early access game, and it's falling apart faster than that one time I tried to build a jenga tower on my ♥♥♥♥.
So not only did Keen Software not bother finishing Space Engineers, they then tried to build another game on the shoddily constructed unfinished engine. Do yourself a favour and buy something else that isn't ♥♥♥♥♥.