I am the Grunk
Santa Lunk who?
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balan is inside my walls pls help me

My son started watching your videos about a month ago and the bastard is out of control now. He dismantled his bed and started sleeping on the hard floor because, "Unnecessary mattress softness induces gayness". He's put up a pull up bar in his room and he's locked in there for hours doing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pull ups. The other day I got up at 4 to take a piss and I heard him yelling, "Who's gonna carry the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boats". WTF. He's never seen or been on a boat in his life. The other day during dinner he asked his mother if he cried when he was born and she said of course. He just shook his head with such disappointment and left his food to go do more pull ups. I mean he looked pissed, more pissed than the time I offered to buy him an iPod to listen to while working out. The other day he tried to make toast by staring at a slice of bread intently, after about a couple of hours he mumbled something about browning his pants and left.

"Hikaru must track down the funniest ‘n feistiest primates around before they can take over the world. But this time they’ve got some impressive new tricks down their pants…"

I'm Mr Fun Christmas, I'm Mr Hero.
I'm Mr Year Poster; I'm Mr Gift Bestow.
Friends call me Lunk miser, whatever I touch, turns to gifts in my clutch.
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guys, when that comment was posted Christmas was like, literally a week away bro :0