Hello, I'm a small domesticated carnivore. I like massively multiplayer shooting games.

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

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The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit (It's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (Of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
There are so many uses of the coconut tree
You can build a big house for the family
All you need is to find a coconut man
If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free
It's the coco fruit (It's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (Of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
The coconut bark for the kitchen floor
If you save some of it, you can build a door
Now, the coconut trunk, do not throw this junk
If you save some of it, you'll have the second floor
The coconut wood is very good
It can stand twenty years if you pray it would
Now, the coconut root, to tell you the truth
You can throw it or use it as firewood
The coconut leaves, good shade it gives
For the roof, for the walls up against the eaves
Now, the coconut fruit, say my relatives
Make good cannonballs up against the thieves
It's the coco fruit (It's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (Of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit (It's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (Of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
It's the coco fruit (It's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (Of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
It's the coco fruit (It's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (Of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family