I’m not being rude, I’m stating a fact, Super Smash Bros. Melee is the superior game. It just is. There’s no better game out there. There’s no reason to ever play any game except for Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube released in November of 2001. If you tell me you like another game, I’ll laugh at you and I’ll shame you. How dare you have different taste in video games than I, a fan of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube? If you like playing Project M, even just for fun, I’ll spit on you. If you have a good time playing Smash 4 with your friends on Friday nights, I’ll call you every bad name I can think of. There’s no excuse. You need to get off your lazy ass and play Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube or I’ll never talk to you again.

If Hax has a million fans I am one of them. If Hax has ten fans I am one of them. If Hax has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Hax, I am against the World.

Like that time in grade three when girl called me st*pid face
She really hurt me, Why did she called me st*pid face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person can be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
♥♥♥♥ happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal f*ckin' bullsh*t

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Been playing for years, never felt ok about playing against this character. Nothing I do seems to matter at all, he just mashes grab, fair fsmash in any random order. When I get beat by other character I at least feel like I can learn something from the matchup but I get instantly frustrated by Marth every single time. What in the world do I do against the god awful brain dead spam tech character? I play falco who is supposed to do ok enough but I feel completely at a loss trying to do anything in neutral against him at all. I hear to mix up what you do after getting hit by a fair but there is just no time. Theres no time to do anything after fsmash An aerial covers any option I have besides staying in shield or maybe rolling

Been playing for years, never felt ok about playing against this character. Nothing I do seems to matter at all, he just mashes grab, fair fsmash in any random order. When I get beat by other character I at least feel like I can learn something from the matchup but I get instantly frustrated by Marth every single time. What in the world do I do against the god awful brain dead spam tech character? I play falco who is supposed to do ok enough but I feel completely at a loss trying to do anything in neutral against him at all. I hear to mix up what you do after getting hit by a fair but there is just no time. Theres no time to do anything after fsmash An aerial covers any option I have besides staying in shield or maybe rolling