SirStig
Joshua   Parker, Colorado, United States
Level
16
Director of Acquisitions
797 XP
 
 
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DARN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
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Reviews  21
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ReclaimJoey
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minebosses
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Wallpaper Engine
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Lords and Villeins
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The First Descendant
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Djent Hinds 4 Jan, 2020 @ 5:31pm 
♥♥♥♥ YOU PARKER BITVCH:Her2:
Canadian Lemur 3 Aug, 2016 @ 2:34pm 
when life gives you onions...
Theruner 12 Mar, 2014 @ 1:49pm 
Josh your life story is "garry's mod is the best game ever"! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!?!??!?!?!??!