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I’d like the game to be playable and recommendable to people, I feel like that’s not a huge ask. But hey, TF2 finally got a review from me.

TL:DR: This game, right here, is glitch city, but it's super fun, and all the glitches honestly add to the experience, I'd love for this game to be polished, but it isn't, either way, get it and get a friend with it. Have a lot of fun, glitches and all.

I have been playing with a friend, and it started alright, like any other survival game, gotta grind to survive.

Our first real life day of playing it, we played for like five hours, it was so grindy, and pretty fun, built a house, built some structures, my friend made a dock. The dock was then visited by the locals, started breaking the dock, I threw a molotov at one, they then broke the dock. We made a big raft, and put stuff on it. Called it a day there.

Our second real life day, we encountered some glitches. My friend put a planter box thing on our raft. Now, for him, the planter box stayed attached to the raft, me on the other hand, the planter box just kinda... floated there. I could collide with the planter box and jump on it, to my friend, I became Mexican Jesus (In game character looks Mexican I guess.)

We then went to the Yacht. The Yacht is a popular place for the locals and sharks to visit, so I was on guard. Of course the locals can't swim, so it's all good. It's at this point that our raft became damaged somehow, so my friend goes to repair it, and oh boy, when he repairs anything on that raft, my frames go from 100 to -10. So, that happened a few times, if you leave the game and come back, it stops, so I did that, then all the stuff we built on our raft wasn't there for me. So leave, come back, all good. I saved my game at our raft. We went back to our dock, on the eastern end of the island (yacht is western end.)

We got back to our place, and my friend repaired the raft. So my frames drop to like, 1 per second, so I leave. I come back and am in the water at the yacht while it's night time. So, we learned that if you save on a raft, make sure the raft is where you saved. I get on the yacht and get an achievement for sleeping, so that's nice. I then swim through the water, no sharks, luckily, at this point, I have to run through the local's area. I'm scared because I don't want to deal with them alone. I get close to our house and I encounter a local village. My friend is there. Pillaging.

He took on about five alone. At this point he is suggesting we overrun the village and make it our own, I think it's insane, anyways, we collected the stuff at the camp, he told me that we need to burn the bodies so we can make armor. I build a bonfire, and we burn people, then an army approached. In total there had to be at least 20. I couldn't take out one, but my friend, apparently, is a god. He took them all on, he revived me like three times while still fighting, we found out that spears stun enemies like crazy, I even blew him up with dynamite and he still didn't go down. He fought them all, won, and we went home. We built a lot of walls, I highly suggest this, stone walls are so easy as rocks spawn like crazy. We did like 1000 rocks worth of walls in thirty minutes. We got of after that.

Now here we are. Day three. The most recent, the most insane, and probably, the most fun. My friend said he got a mod for infinite fire. However, we believe it caused him to fly whenever he opened his building menu. He also thinks it could've been because he had a tree fall on him while he had it open, then it closed it on him. Either way, whenever he opened it, he would fly. So, here is where things start to get crazy. He went down, I picked him up. He went down again, I picked him up, but then he said that he was still down. I asked if he had completely died yet, he said no, and then randomly, dropped dead. He no longer flew when he opened his crafting menu, so that's good. He then takes me to see the new addition he worked on while I was off. He made a house boat.

Now, this is the crazy I'm talkin' about. He started to realize that he can just duplicate his items, without meaning to. He placed about twenty cassette players in the boat, it was loud. I then moved the raft, apparently the cassette players don't stay attached to the rafts and just float in the air, so that's fun. But with the duping stuff got more and more interesting. He could shoot all the flares and arrows, throw all the spears, craft whatever he wanted, had infinite sticks to build with, was great.

Now, the house boat works a lot better in some cases than the big raft, as you can manuever it with one person. I go down the river, and apparently, if you aren't moving it, and you aren't inside, you'll slowly fall off. So, I reach some rocks, trying to get past them, didn't work well for me, but my friend got through. From there he then showed me how to make your raft an all-terrain raft. He beached the raft, we pushed it around on land, past the rocks, and back into the water. I then beached the raft at the end of the river.

The locals found us, and my friend started to starve. He couldn't eat anything, he couldn't drink anything, he couldn't regain any energy, but then, it became clear that he has ascended. He couldn't take ANY damage, no drowning, attack, or fall damage. He became a god. With this knowledge, we went into a cave, just so you guys know, going through cave, KILLS YOUR FRAMES, so, stuff happens, we get split up because I had to disconnect and reconnect, so I got sent back home, and he was in the cave. I was scared of going through the cave alone, so I came up with a plan, he managed to get out of the cave, I was in the ledge cave, so I could jump into the sinkhole. I told him to come out on the top and just jump into the pit and revive me when I went down. Plan went well, for the most part. He killed all the enemies, then we needed to get out. We went into the cave at the bottom of the sinkhole, and that's when the graphics glitch happened.

I couldn't see the cave, or anything in it other than enemies, I could see like, the tree and grass above, but that was it. So I left again, and my friend did too for some reason, we both spawn back home. my friend walks out of the house, and phases right through the ground. Falling into the water near us, I guess there is water under the ground? Anyways, he could stand on the player built stuff, like our dock, but he couldn't touch the ground. So we had to leave and come back again. Fast forward, glitches and stuff happen, god mode still intact, we go back to the sinkhole with our new rebreathers.

Now, my friend can dupe anything, but he couldn't drop some stuff, so I didn't want him picking up logs, but then he picked some up while we were trying to build in the sinkhole, turns out he has infinite logs, and he can drop it, so that's nice. He built some stairs with his infinite logs, I go up the stairs, and something really interesting happens. Somehow, he build a staircase, on my axe. So, whenever I would have my axe out, the staircase would be there. It could move people and items, it was fun, however, it was invisible for me. He tried to destory it, but couldn't. So, I was almighty in a way too. Anyways, we tried to glitch the game, because we went to the vault, without a keycard.

He tried to have me push him through the door with my staircase axe, that didn't work out. So he built a chair on my staircase axe, trying to have me push him through it. That didn't work either, however, he could build a chair PAST the door. We could also sit in it. There is nothing back there... So, I suggested that I sit in the chair, and he sit in the chair that was on my staircase axe. He then got stuck on the chair. After many things, he got out, but then he could only move in the sitting position. Fixed that somehow, but then he couldn't attack, but that was a simple fix of him sitting down again then getting up.

Much more happened, but character limit is stopping me.

good