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it smell like you farted

we know

he's exactly like the distorted trumpets ambience from from half life 2 personified 20/10

Hi baby girl! I just wanted to wish you a happy 7-month anniversary babe. I love you. You know that right? I do, I love you so much. I love you more than there are... all the hairs on every cat that Mr McHugh owns. You know, if I had even an eighth of a penny for every time that you were on my mind, I would be richer than everyone in the world, all combined into one. I love you more than there are all the snowflakes in Russia, and I'm never gonna stop loving you no matter what happens, and you can count on me to keep that promise. I love you. Can't wait to see you later.I love you so very much. Bye babe, and remember, stay perfect, just for me.

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