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I never miss a thing. I've had the measles and the mumps.

And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps.

I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps.

Everything happens to me.


At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me.

That love would turn the trick to end despair.

But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me.

I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.


I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an air mail special too.

Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due.

I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you.

Everything happens to me.

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Yo! This ain't no time where the usual is suitable
Tonight alive, let's describe the inscrutable
The indisputable (What!)
We New York, the narcotics, draped in metal and fiber optics
Where mercenaries is paid to trade hot stock tips for profits
Thirsty criminals sic pockets
Hard knuckles on the second hands of working-class watches
Skyscrapers is colossus, the cost of livin' is preposterous
Stay alive? You pay or die, no options
No Batman and Robin
Can't tell between the cops and the robbers
They both partners, they all heartless, with no conscience
Back streets stay darkened
While unbeliever hearts stay hardened
My eagle talons stay sharpened, like city lights stay throbbin'
You either make your way or stay sobbin'
The shiny Apple is bruised but sweet, and if you choose to eat
You could lose your teeth, many crews retreat
Nightly news repeat who got shot down and locked down
Spotlight the savages, NASDAQ averages

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+rep ready for some serious teamwork

Need a partner in crime for CS?

Time for some epic plays. Ready?

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At night, all cows are black.

So through the Grim Reaper sickle-sharpening
Macintosh marketing, oil field auguring
Brazilian adolescent disarmament
Israeli occupation, Islamic martyrdom
Precise, yeah, laser-guided targeting
Oil for food bartering, terrorist organization harboring
Sand-camouflaged army men
CCF sponsoring, world conquering, telephone monitoring
Louis Vuitton modeling, pornographic actress honoring
String theory pondering, bulimic vomiting
Catholic Priest fondling, preemptive bombing
And Osama and Obama and them
They breaking in my car again

pudding 12 hours ago
man I’m watching this documentary about the mafia these guys were legit they were really just out here wilin straight up murkin fools with piano wire and s hit meanwhile they’re all named like Paulie Pockets and Tony Pizzacutta and wackin each other off and stuff

DJ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 hours ago
man I’m watching this documentary about the mafia these guys were legit they were really just out here wilin straight up murkin fools with piano wire and s hit meanwhile they’re all named like Paulie Pockets and Tony Pizzacutta and wackin each other off and stuff

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The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The guy Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES 😳😩

damn i wasnt expecting them to be full on getting bussy blasted

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the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

this guy so creative how make username

shrek ass mfer

-rep this guy is basically shrek 3

where in the n word is carmen say the n word

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I don't want to remarry
I only want SEX
See my ♥♥♥♥♥

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excuse me sir i need you to go to the bathroom inside of my penis

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

If you get

0 Back: Juhanam for you

3 back: you're off the martyr list

5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly

10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ

i didnt ♥♥♥♥♥ my dog. i didnt cumm on my dog. i didnt put my ♥♥♥♥♥ anywhere near my dog. Ive never done anything weird with my dog. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, ♥♥♥♥♥. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

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i think it requires a Certain Level Of Intelligence to appreciate Donald Trumb

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beatin up the baby: the misadventures of MY DAD