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So you're going by "Aaron" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Trey from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Shannon the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 160k a year and drive a camaro SS. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic