I have also been called:

The Crumb Machine
The Ginger Ninja
The Lankasaurus Rex (from Lankyshire in Sri Lanky)
Nigel
Xander
Al
A Stick Insect
The ♥♥♥♥♥ Destroyer
Geezer
Super Chad
The Supreme Gentleman
A Brony
A School Shooter
Firestorm
Child
Dad
A Techie
An Anime Tortoise
Lovecraft's Cat
The Slowest, Most Boring Ride in the Fairground
Graham
SSBU Inkling Cancer
IT Support
Steve
Nebby
Danger Mouse
The World's Slowest Man

Please call me as little of these as possible.