My name is Peter Kiefer, and everybody loves me with ease,
I may be white, but I still say “♥♥♥♥♥♥ please.”

I’m hanging with my white boys on my laptop
Cleaning up kids’s attitudes on MW2 like a mop.

Im tr(lulululul)olling everyone in the lobby,
What? It’s my favorite hobby.

Get out my noobtoob, LIKE A BOSS,
Flinging the grenades higher than kids that play lacrosse.

When I’m up against hackers, I scream “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.”
I treat em like ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Using an AK, I hit harder than a maul,
I make em rage quit, and then they smash their heads through the wall.

When I’m done? I look up their ass for my shoe,
Then its time to play Bad Company 2.

Join a game with mah ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Ozote and Pink,
Gunning in a chopper, our high altitude makes you shrink.

Jump out and give my squad ammo and health,
God if XP was money, I’d have so much wealth.

Hop in a quad ride like a race,
Oh look at that, I’m at your base.

Spawn killing your asses with my LMG,
You all throwing fits, saying “Where is he?”

I take your Abrams, shooting my big ass gun,
Where am I pointing at? You, you’re the one.