What the ♥♥♥♥ this guy below is very odd

I had a squirter gf once and let me tell you, she would squirt so much it felt like she was peeing on me

Dude the bed would get ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Sometimes I'd stay up all night cleaning it

Well, one time I pissed the bed a little. Don't know what happened but I woke her up, and told her, and she had the audacity to be disgusted with me about it

I'm thinking like, ♥♥♥♥♥, you've been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pissing on me for two years now.

I let you piss on me out of love and you are gonna shame me because I dreamt I was pissing in a toilet and then pissed the bed ONE TIME