Hi, I am a 30 year old man with autism and clinical depression and a receding hairline and a microschnitzel. I am hoping to raise money for a sex change to become an anime girl with pinku (pink) hair. In order to earn the required money I will become a professional Dota 2 player and compete at the International 4. That is my dream. Sorry for my perfect English (due to my autism).

Learn the ways of the Russians, speak their language for a while, they might think you are one of them. Then maybe join their team, success might come and fighting for last drink of vodka will be your next objective. Do not give up, you have Dota tournament ahead of you. Then win TI1, but don't stop now, you have to go deeper. Spend 3 more years trying to solve the puzzle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ power of motherland and then leave the team with full knowledge of understanding of strenght of ROSSIA and PROMISE URSELF THET YU WILL NEVER LOS TO RUS AND KNOW OF COLLAPSING STRONG EMPIRE OF RUSKILAND. thats basically what I did

Россияне не должны играть на серверах ЕС