Linux is obsolete
(Andrew Tanenbaum)
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take ♥♥♥♥ from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
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You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
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We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical
problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
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Well, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted.
-- James Thurber
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too
dark to read.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm
as intelligent as ever.
-- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"
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