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I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING

go ♥♥♥♥ yourself

hey cutie~how old are you? if youre atleast 18 we should maybe meet irl and ill play with you i saw you play tf2,dota,and csgo and maybe we could cyber sex on mic in game and make everyone feel lewd from us being lewd~if you want to snapchat or kik just pm me,and ill always be up to us exchanging facebooks.a littler about me:im japanese,18,kinda short x3,kinky,pale,skinny,and bi.if (you want pics just ask).anyways,if you want to actually like date or something add me~i wont add you first though,if you add me ill know you want to date,if i add first imight have to face another rejection...and get depressed n stuff.anyways,i love you,hope you consider~!nya~!

nyaaaaa :3 xD youve been tagged by the yiff police!! x3 send this to 6 other yiffies u know to tag them by the yiff police too! uwu :3 nyaaa xD! if u get this sent back 10 times you're a yiffy criminal xDD, if you get this sent back 5 times u are a yiff thief owo who stole yiffy hearts, if u got this 3 times thn u are a yiff PIRATE O_O ! once means u are jst a single Yiff ;3

AcapitalA is a well known bot hoster, I think he was even on Epstein island. I checked the lists and the facts. I know facts.