Sometimes, I like to lay in the bathtub and get a boner. I'll let the water level rise high enough so that the tip just barely sticks out the top. Before doing all this, I catch a fly and rip its wings off so it cant fly.

Once the water is right and just my tip is sticking out, I put the fly on it. Since it cant fly away or swim, it panics and just runs around really fast in circles.

I let this happen until I ♥♥♥, inevitably drowning the fly in my semen, which is the best part for me.

Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrffff getttt onnnnn my peeeeeeen.

dwaarrfff get on :(