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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 3:57am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:31am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 1:18pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 6:23am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 9:20am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 3:32pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 2:51pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 12:30pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2017 @ 7:48am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 6:41am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2018 @ 2:20am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 3:53am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2018 @ 1:26am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 11:48am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 3:13pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:10am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 8:43am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 3:19pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 7:46am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 1:21pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 1:39pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 2:19pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 1:07pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 11:45am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 2:37am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 12:34pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 2:39pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 11:40am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 2:46pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 3:39am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2018 @ 5:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 3:10pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 1:42pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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