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43.5 hrs on record (31.9 hrs at review time)
REMOVE ROCK remove rock you are worst cult. you are the cult idiot you are the cult smell.
return to powerplant. to our powerplant cousins you may come our Zone.
you may live in the garbage….ahahahaha ,monolith we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cult stink monolith sqhipere shqipare..
monolith genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead monolith..ahahahahahMONOLITH WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget first emission.
monolith we kill the C-consciousness , monolith return to your precious rock….hahahahaha idiot cult and monolith smell so bad.
wow i can smell it. REMOVE CULT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. loner+bandit+duty+freedom=kill monolith…you will blowout/ strelok alive in zone, strelok making quest of zone .
fast hunt strelok zone. we are rich and have artifacts now hahahaha ha because of strelok… you are ppoor stink monolith… you live in a powerplant hahahaha, you live in a sarcophagus
strelok alive numbr one #1 in zone ….♥♥♥♥ the monolith ,..♥♥♥♥♥ ashol cult no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur patch and faction. strelok aliv and real strong wizard kill all the monolith farm aminal with 9x39 magic now we the loner rule .ape of the pripyat presidant c-con ♥♥♥♥ the great cherno and lay egg this egg hatch and monolith wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of flesh. loner greattst faction
Posted 15 July, 2023.
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75.4 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>started game
>had no idea what to do
>wandered around until i made armor out of rotting wood
>built a gun
>feelprettygoodman.jpg
>entered cave
>found three people
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.wav
>they have no gear and they start waving at me
>they go around a fire and start dancing
>dance with them
>holyshitthisgameplaysdubstepmusicwhileyoudance.mp3
>dubstep music actually pretty good
>gets louder when more people dance at once
>we all form a team
>we leave the cave and make a base near another cave
>pretty good base so far
>we all explore for a while looking for stuff to kill
>find a base with 18 turrets massacreing everyone who comes near
>sees countless dead bodies
>everyone cheeses it like they've never cheesed before
>get back to base
>♥♥♥♥ around for 3 hours
>prime of my life
>everyone splits up suddenly
>i am the gorilla of the village now
>i let out a mighty gorilla roar
>this gorilla is now lonely
>this gorilla is now cry


420/911 would become gorilla again



In all seriousness though this is actually a pretty good game, it kinda reminds of a starbound+rust+mmo-ish hybrid type game ( cant really explain it better sorry ). You might want to play it with someone though as it could get a little boring by yourself, though it takes a while for that to happen. The graphics are really vibrant and juicy in this game, youll have to turn on post-processing though to really get these colors, but if you dont like post-processing effects, the colors will be a little washed out without it on. The only thing i dont like about this game is takes a while to get resources, or at least enough to build something good. Another thing about this game is that playing on high population servers might be a little annoying when youre trying to build a base and the crafting stations and such gets destroyed a lot when your offline, and building a turret to defend that stuff while your offline requiers a LOT of wood, which will take a while to get. One last thing i have to say about this game is that the landscares are gorgeous and have a true alien planet feel, which is different from most space type games out now.

Actual Review Score 8.5/10 - Its a VERY addicting game, even better with friends, though the grind may turn people away,and building a worthwhile base may be somewhat annoying with lots of other people around,although im sure the developers will improve on this sometime in the near future. For an early access game, this is one of the best, most content rich ones ive ever played.
Posted 11 January, 2015. Last edited 12 January, 2015.
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