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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:54am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:35am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:33am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:43am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:20pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:50am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:02am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:19pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:08pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:35pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:56pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:15pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:50pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:35pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:19pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 8:37pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 8:17pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:08pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:23pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:58pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:42pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:08pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:57pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:01pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:10am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:55am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:47am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:35pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:33pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:01pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:57pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 5:41pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 8:10pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:12pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 3:06am