Recent reviews by Momoka

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Frustrating. It's pretty, but there are so many effects on screen that you can't see the bullets or enemies half of the time. Your upgrades let you shoot in 10 different ways AT THE SAME TIME right from the beginning. You barely need to aim. You get shields so you barely have to evade all the bullets. But on the flip side the things that can kill you, like meteors, will show up out of nowhere and then you die and there's nothing you can do.

Deeply flawed game. The RNG makes it look like it's fun, the RNG makes it frustrating. You don't feel like you're doing much when you beat bosses, you die because of bad luck, your score is mostly determined by multipliers you get because of good luck.

Main gameplay is great. You can play full stealth, even as a stealth archer, vehicles drive great.
The story is cringe but doesn't matter much. There's basically only two characters, the crazy dude and the crazy ♥♥♥♥♥, who is his sister, everyone else is a nobody. The world is huge but empty, filled with pointless collectable items and a few random ultra-short quests by inhabitants that don't really matter or connect with each other.
If that was it, then I'd still recommend the game because stealth is really good, but UBISOFT SUCKS. The game on steam launches a launcher, which can have issues, and you may have to install/update separately to get it to work. You don't need steam. My internet went down and I couldn't play this game because Ubisoft's launcher didn't work offline. I could play my other steam games just fine, though. You'll need to create an Ubisoft account. After you manage to run the game, ALWAYS before you can click new game/continue the thing will connect to Ubisoft servers. You just want to play single player? Who cares. It connects to the servers. The servers are bad, so it takes a whole minute just to get to the menu screen. The first time you press ESC to see the menu again it will take a few seconds TO OPEN THE MENU because it loads news/announcements from Ubisoft. This will happen EVERY TIME YOU LAUNCH THE GAME. Also, I got a message on Ubisoft's launcher saying it can't authenticate the game, except this message only shows up sometimes, other times it doesn't, so whether you can play the game that you paid for or not depends on your luck. The gameplay is better than Just Cause 2, but the product is worse.

The community is extremely salty but the game is fun.

This game takes place on an island full of horrors and monsters.
And the most frightening thing on that island is Lara Croft.
Absolute badassery, 10/10, no idea how she didn't break her leg after kicking so much ass.

Really addicting! Each playthrough lasts only 2-3 hours. There are multiple things to unlock and more challenging modes after you beat it normally.

You can change the color of the car.
You can select upgrades.
You can nitro.
There are solar panels.
Pretty great game.

Cheaters.

This is a car crash simulator. You'll spend more time watching your car colliding with other cars and with walls and whatever in slow motion for whole 5 seconds at a crash than actually racing.

If you crash and lose a race, you can't quickly reset the race. You have to drive all the way back to the starting pointing, crashing like 3 times in the way, in order to start over.

Every time you check the minimap you crash into something. The only thing that tells you when to turn is a beep and it doesn't work because you can never see exactly when to turn. Which side you should turn shows on the top of the screen, but if you look up for an instant you'll crash into something. The game has a night time, in which there's basically no visibility and you'll crash into more things.

You can unlock cars by making them crash. They're delivered to the junkyard, all crashed up. You have to drive to the closest junkyard, crashing many times along the way, in order to change to the new car. You can't change the color of the car because it's crashed. You have to take out the car, go to a repair station, and go back to the junkyard, probably crashing a couple of times along the way, all in order to change the color of the car.

There's hundreds of gates and billboards for you to crash into. Some of them can only be crashed into jumping from ramps that have two very crash walls surrounding them. If you miss the ramp and crash, or jump the ramp and don't crash into the billboard, you have to drive all the way back to where you started.

At the end of the game, you have to beat all levels at least once and they're all over the city. That means you'll have to drive all over the city all the time. Crashing everywhere. There's no way to put a mark on the minimap so it shows where you want to go. You'll crash and make wrong turns many, many times, until you reach that burning route where you'll crash and miss the time mark so you can go back all the way you where you started crashing again until you realize this game really isn't fun at all.

There's no story. The races are boring. The victories aren't even rewarding. The whole experience is frustrating. The product placement is annoying. Really do not recommend.

It's a shameless rip off of Harvest Moon.

But it has pixel art instead of ugly 3D art and you can play it on PC.

It's everything I ever wanted.