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This game is good.

Icy platforms into spikes and a black hole. Fire hydrants that keep you in the air long enough to get hit by hockey pucks. thousands upon thousands of crossbow bolts, firey tennis balls, and more! If you like making challenging levels and watching your friends hate you, this is the game for you! Online is coming soon, too! So you'll be able to watch your online friends fail too :D

The sight of another positive review for this game fills you with determination!

Played the longest on singleplayer, was happy, got 3 trikes, 2 turtles, tons of dodo's, a dilo, a raptor, and my trophy dino, the brontosaurus. I lived near the coast, since it was easy to retrieve water and berries, and the threat of bigger dinos such as raptors and Trex's was much smaller on the beach. Everything was happy... until one day, I noticed a raptor down the beach glowing with some form of cheeto dust. I thought nothing of it at first, and thought it was best to avoid it... this was my mistake. Turns out, it was an alpha raptor. It could smelll my dinos from a mile away, and proceeded to kill them all. Within 20 seconds (Yes, 20 actual seconds) all three of my trikes were dead. Mr. and Mrs. Saratops, and their poor son Trie. All of em died near instantly. They didn't even have time to turn around. As soon as they fell, my turtles flung into action at the speed of a moderately fast snail. I ran to my brontosaurus as I watched Mr. and Mrs. tort die in front of me. There was nothing I could do... My raptor and dilo soon followed, dying within a single swipe of the alpha raptor. Everything I had tamed... gone within seconds. I rushed to fight the alpha with my bronto, hopelessly attacking it, trying to save my dinos. After it finished with them, it attacked the bronto... nearly bringing it down before I was able to knock it into the sea, where it was slow enough and far enough to not hit me. I beat it to death with my bronto... Lady longneck beat him into submission until she ran out of stamina (4 times) After he died, I realized how much of a threat alpha's were. And why I was not safe from them. After surveying my losses, I noticed that only my bronto, and my dodo's survived. How did my dodo's survive? No idea. Soon after this horrible attrocity, I tamed a yeti, 2 more brontos, another raptor, a carno, and about 10 dimorphodons. I new that I would be safe from alpha raptors. They couldn't hurt me anymore.

That's about the time a trex covered in cheeto dust spawned along the beach. It was almost the size of a bronto... and if it weren't for my dimorphodons, I'm positive all my dinos would be dead. They distracted him while all my other dinos beat him to death. I shot him with my rifle, and it almost seemed like the bullets were bouncing off of his skin. He was capable of devouring me whole through flak armor, the strongest armor you can currently create... He ate me with a single bite. How it managed to die, I honestly don't know. Only the dimorphodons died... if it weren't for them, my cozy beach house would have been decimated.


Long story short, dimorphodons, are awesome, and alphas are not covered in cheeto dust. They are covered in a cloud of death.

I've had this game for a few years, and despite having only 8 or so hours on record. I highly recommend it... I've loaned it to my brother who I've been watching play for several days and I have been acting as his unofficial advisor. Doing that by itself, was tons a fun, and I wasn't even playing the game. 9/10

"ROSE?" "JACK!" GET ON THE GUNS! HURRY! -Titanic music plays- "I'll never let you go" THE HULL IS DOWN WE'RE GOING DOWN! -everyone dies and ship explodes.- 10/10 air titanic simulator.

Super Smash Brothers for PC.

Ruin has come to our family... Beat it on normal, then played it again on Stygian (the hardest difficulty, which gives a strict time limit and is unforgiving in general) and had such a blast, I'll probably play through it again.