I engaged. And I failed. And then I engaged again. And then I failed. And then I engaged, and then I engaged, and I failed. I failed both times. And then I engaged. And I failed. This went on for several hours. And then I engaged. And then I failed. And then I was out of engages. And then I got salty. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow. Then I woke up, and then I respawned. And then I engaged. And then I failed. I failed again. I engaged. I killed something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I failed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was engaging on something. I failed. I reached into the fridge for another popicle. I failed. I pressed Alt+F4. I tried to cancel but I failed. I left the game.

Long story short, failed.