My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). AITA?

+rep a precious cinnamon roll offering me pizza rolls

𝑀𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈 𝒷𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒾𝓈𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒶 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜𝓂𝑜𝓇𝓇𝑜𝓌; 𝒻𝓊𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒. 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹!

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A chubby little snowman
had a carrot nose.
Along came a bunny,
and what do you suppose?

That hungry little bunny,
looking for some lunch,
Grabbed that snowman’s nose,
Nibble, nibble, crunch!

Merry Christmas!

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