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wtf was that steven? LOL

oohhhhh ♥♥♥♥ bro.... rhude island.... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love rhude island. love that place dude........ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ uhhhhhh i did drugs once...... in rhude island. yeah.. i like sex too. sex with women. rhude islandian women with vaginas.

This guy has a little weiner...... its thick as ♥♥♥♥ though.

TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES WE INVESTIGATE THE REASON D-d-d-d-money fagfest smells like oink oink stink from T-Rock's titties.

In other news, here is your monthly update from the BAHSTON/RHODE IZLAND stadium of Tom BWADY is a terrible 52 year old fat ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ cheating ♥♥♥♥ that got his ♥♥♥♥ kicked in the dirt by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ named Alex Smith *poop poop diarrhea splat*

My name is derek and ive been riding around town on my bicycle asking pregnant women if i can suck on their titties while their little 2 year old son watches me suckle the tit for milk and dehydrate the boob into a little raisin. mmm yummy yummy thank you mommy.

♥♥♥♥ YOU KID LOL

Hi my name is d d d douchebag Dewek and I'm hear to tell all my friends ... get ready for it, here it comes... * fart noise *.

I'm here to tell everyone that I love big fat veiny strong rock hard peckers all over my face and lips. All in around my mouth. I love that ♥♥♥♥.

I've gotten very into exercising lately. When I go down in my basement to the elliptical machine I have my favorite 3 boyfriends of mine, little 11 year old boys, come and play around me while I'm working out. They play a game like king of the hill sorta, where the hill is my penis and they have to try and conquer it. By seeing how long they can suck my putrid pulsing ♥♥♥♥. Whoever lasts the longest wins.

This is about the same time that Tom Brady comes over to my apartment and we start our weekly poopy games funfest. I stroke his cheating wiener while he tries to jerk me off like I'm rob gronkowski oooohhh ♥♥♥♥ kid umadson?