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Derrick Peanut 6 Mar, 2024 @ 2:07pm

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76561199510883796 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

can u add me please ?

VIL 28 May, 2021 @ 12:03am

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Takoyaki🐙 24 Dec, 2019 @ 9:10pm

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VIL 7 Dec, 2019 @ 11:25am

B itches be like “yeah there’s a special place in hell for me, it’s called the throne” nah ♥♥♥♥♥ you’re goin in the poop room 😈

VIL 3 Jan, 2019 @ 2:12pm

if

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autistic

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imagine

Takoyaki🐙 26 Dec, 2018 @ 8:58pm

HIT👊OR YIFF🦊,
I GUESS🤔THEY NEVER🚫YIFF🐾HUH?
YOU😲GOT✔️A FUR-FRIEND🙊 I BET🎰HE DOESN'T🙅KNOT💄💦YA!
*POP* 💋
HE GON'👉GLOMP🤗ANOTHER😐GIRL💃AND HE WON'T🚫MISS YA! 😪
HE GON'😋POUNCE 🐅AND GET B& LIKE W

Jimmy Urine 2 Sep, 2018 @ 10:12pm

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Simmons 4 Jun, 2018 @ 10:50pm

meat

Jimmy Urine 4 Jun, 2018 @ 9:49pm

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook ♥♥♥♥ that was previously in cans. you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke dude, and im dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ families poverty dinner on these forums ever the ♥♥♥♥♥ again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd.

Simmons 26 May, 2018 @ 9:39pm

home

Bubbles 26 May, 2018 @ 8:50pm

where is the clit

Takoyaki🐙 25 May, 2018 @ 11:38pm

everybody always asks “where is the clit” but nobody ever asks “how is the clit” 😔😔😔😔

VIL 1 Apr, 2018 @ 7:55pm

ey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑 on that big bunny ♥♥♥♥👉👌👅🐇Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🍆

Jimmy Urine 30 Mar, 2018 @ 9:28pm

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Takoyaki🐙 28 Mar, 2018 @ 1:32pm

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Derrick Peanut 21 Mar, 2018 @ 1:41pm

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Takoyaki🐙 14 Mar, 2018 @ 5:46pm

I've had to read really bad ♥♥♥♥ in steam profiles but this is going too far. I'm an honest Muslim woman and when I lift my veil, I do it cautiously while my husband is looking at his other wife. Every time I see this profile, I regret every single moment I've had to gaze at my computer screen without my fabric. Every single time I see the word toes, I get scared for my life. I can't stand this anymore and can't risk my husband seeing me without my veil and reading about how Gibby sucks ketchup toes.

VIL 12 Dec, 2017 @ 6:45pm

-rep no matter what I did, no matter how much I tried to stop him, he would not, and could not stop hacking in the game of CSGO I was playing with him. He used aimbots like they were going out of style, he would micspam like he was going to be killed if he didn't, and he would bust a nut on his monitor everytime he thought he won, but in reality ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost, because he is an uneducated piece of ♥♥♥♥ who assumes he's good at games, but actually has no idea how to play them. Do I reccomend this player to you? No. Do I ever want to be in a game with this player again? No. Do I think this player should have ever even gone near Steam, or the Internet in general? No I do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not. There is nothing you can do. This person is an absolute madman. I do not reccomend you ever attempt to play any game, ever, with this person, and on top of all of this, he attempted to scam me out of my knife. But did I let that happen? No, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didn't.

Derrick Peanut 2 Jan, 2017 @ 10:32am

♥♥♥♥♥ vagiine

Jimmy Urine 20 Dec, 2016 @ 4:24pm

Derrick Peanut 20 Oct, 2016 @ 8:07pm

peuele'*(

Derrick Peanut 20 Oct, 2016 @ 8:06pm

i o0ve beingl uicle

Derrick Peanut 10 Apr, 2016 @ 10:04pm

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Takoyaki🐙 6 Mar, 2016 @ 11:32am

＜￣｀ヽ、　　　　　　　／￣＞
　ゝ、　　＼　／⌒ヽ,ノ　/´
　　　ゝ、　`（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／ I'ma Bird You
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Derrick Peanut 7 Sep, 2015 @ 6:45am

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Jimmy Urine 20 Aug, 2015 @ 9:39am

i dont even like black people for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake i mean they dont even look like people they are just so black and they invented that word ♥♥♥♥♥♥ which is now apparently the harshest word in the world and i just dont know anymore man i tihnk im gonna go kill my self cya later ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ its all thanks to black people if it werent for those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i might not kill myself but since black people exist i have to do it so ♥♥♥♥ you all im going to kill myself now and i think im goin to use a black man to do it because since they arent considered people its killing my self

VIL 11 Apr, 2015 @ 5:16pm

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………… ℳerry ℭhristmas
............. ℋappy ℋolidays!

Derrick Peanut 25 Mar, 2015 @ 9:31am

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A7xAlexis 28 Dec, 2014 @ 8:04pm

Dumbass check your Twitter.

Derrick Peanut 30 Aug, 2014 @ 11:53am

ptarcok*

Derrick Peanut 30 Aug, 2014 @ 11:52am

i love gbeing prulpple -partkc

Simmons 30 Aug, 2014 @ 11:52am

aww bae thx

Jimmy Urine 30 Aug, 2014 @ 8:16am

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Derrick Peanut 16 Aug, 2014 @ 1:17pm

In our day to day lives, we rarely ponder life's mind-boggling questions. However, while we sit and stand, run or walk, we all perish in the end. Although this is a fact, the years leading up to inevitable demise are ultimately good. Too bad you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. -Cohen, 2014

Derrick Peanut 26 Jul, 2014 @ 3:06am

Well, what have we here? An overly Homosexual black vegetarian? Uh ooh

Jimmy Urine 26 May, 2014 @ 9:51am

truth is ♥♥♥♥ a hater .. ♥♥♥♥ a snitch .. you're my girl, my best ♥♥♥♥♥. i love you more than ANY ♥♥♥♥. and if i don't get this back , you aint worth ♥♥♥♥ post this to 8 girls you care about

Jimmy Urine 17 May, 2014 @ 8:00pm

YOU’VE BEEN SHANKED BY THE

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN STABBED, U HAVE TO SHANK 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. IF YOU GET SHANKED BY ONE YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IT’S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLACK PEOPLE WILL ♥♥♥♥ OUT TUBS OF KFC CHICKEN WINGS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GANG LEADER OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN YOULL BEE SHANKED IN A DARK ALLEY SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Derrick Peanut 19 Apr, 2014 @ 7:55pm

Get a new profile picture you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥t ♥♥♥♥ mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poser i just wun get my ♥♥♥♥ weeeet

Amish Website 31 Jan, 2014 @ 6:53pm

met spiz 4 lifez

Amish Website 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Yolo

Jimmy Urine 24 Dec, 2013 @ 10:12am

IF U WERE ROBBED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT HELP UR ASS CUZ ID B ON THE BLOCK ROBBIN BACK WAT THEY STOLE.

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